Why can’t my life be more like a Slim Aarons photo?

Specifically, this one:

Kaufman House by Slim Aarons

Please don’t answer.

The laundry list of reasons why my life is not a glamorous 1970s cocktail party in Palm Springs is painfully obvious enough.

P.S. If you love this print as much as I do, you can buy it here. I did.