Two Conversations About Drinking, #2

Second Conversation from yesterday morning at Fancy Pants Ranch:

MGM (whining): “This cereal doesn’t have enough marshmallows in it!”

(Sidenote: He was eating Booberry, one of the least nutritious cereals in the history of cereals, and his primary complaint was that it wasn’t sugary enough. Sigh.)

MGM (escalating the whine): “I hate this gross cereal!”

Ever Patient Spouse: “I’m going to make a new chair called the Whine Chair. It’s like the Time Out Chair, but it’s for people who are whining.”

Trixie (chiming in): “Wine chair! Mom will love that! She can just sit and drink her wine all day.”

Wine chair. I want to go to there.

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