Second Conversation from yesterday morning at Fancy Pants Ranch:
MGM (whining): “This cereal doesn’t have enough marshmallows in it!”
(Sidenote: He was eating Booberry, one of the least nutritious cereals in the history of cereals, and his primary complaint was that it wasn’t sugary enough. Sigh.)
MGM (escalating the whine): “I hate this gross cereal!”
Ever Patient Spouse: “I’m going to make a new chair called the Whine Chair. It’s like the Time Out Chair, but it’s for people who are whining.”
Trixie (chiming in): “Wine chair! Mom will love that! She can just sit and drink her wine all day.”
Wine chair. I want to go to there.