I knew this was inevitable, but so soon?

In addition to creating elaborate traps for the Tooth Fairy, his younger sister, and (especially) his parents, MGM (6) has taken to posting notes on his bedroom door.

These were all from one night last week:

Translations:

1. Do not come in.
2. Do not wake me up.
3. At 12:00 in the afternoon.
4. Cancel school please.
5. Read the other signs.

At least he used “Please” in one of them. Small victories.