I’m definitely not a fan of the Fried-on-a-stick food genre found at most State Fairs, although I begrudgingly admire the effort put forth to develop even less-healthy, more cardiac-arrest-inducing snack food.

Last week the Minnesota State Fair announced some new foods for the 2014 event including:

• Bacon-wrapped turkey legs
• Beer flavored gelato
• Chocolate dessert salami
• Deep fried breakfast on a stick
• Walleye mac and cheese
• Pizza tots
• Pretzel curds

And my favorite:

• Jello salad ice cream

Some State Fair classics:

And here’s a roundup of the ultimate State Fair foods across the U.S.