Trixie came home from kindergarten with this artwork in her backpack:
Title: “Two Princesses.”
Spouse’s commentary (said in snooty, affected tone):
This work is a post-Millenial commentary on early 90s Spin Doctors’ music. The princess on the left wants to buy you flowers, while the one on the right just wants to talk for hours.
I laughed out loud.
P.S. I have no clue why these princesses are armless.