Let me be upfront about this: I don’t have anywhere to wear any of these shoes. 

And even if I did, once I arrived I can guarantee there would be a 99% chance that I would be required to remove my fancy shoes and leave them in a damp pile near the front door.

But that doesn’t stop a girl from dreaming.

Here are some lust-worthy holiday party shoes.

First up, Sam Edelman beaded pumps and flats, both from Nordstrom:

Ivanka Trump bow flats:

Glittery Kate Spade heels:

British brand L.K. Bennett:

And my ultimate dream, these rainbow (!!!) Valentino 1973 Rockstud heels:

These just scream Fabulous New Year’s Eve Party in Palm Springs. I wish!